Alex Jacobson 3.0

May 18, 2004

So they found a sarin shell.

Filed under: War Politics — admin @ 9:53 pm

Lilek’s summarizes well:

So they found a sarin shell? Eh. Halliburton put it there, it was old, and besides everyone knew Saddam had WMD, and we gave him the sarin anyway, and it would be news if we found 400 shells, but if they were old undeclared shells they wouldn’t count because they weren’t a threat to us anyway – do you know that most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi? Why aren’t we invading them? Not that we should, that would TOTALLY be about oil, anyway , did you read Doonesbury today? He had this giant hand talking in a press conference. This big giant floating hand. I think it was a reprint. I like when he has that bald dude who’s in charge of some Iraqi city. Bald dude is like, wasted.

1 Comment

  1. the big giant hand was SHWARTZENEGGER. good god, alex. your sources are crap. it’s like you’ve gone back to relying on ann coulter as a source. that was my favorite.

    Comment by jaygo ishkabibble — May 19, 2004 @ 10:25 am

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